I liked this one:
Emacs is a part-time job. A multi-language development environment. A lisp machine. An email client. A web browser. A zettelkasten. A spreadsheet. A mastodon client. A shell. A ledger. A super agenda. An operating system. Some say it sends ripples into the atmosphere or plays tetris for you. It may even warm your place up during the winter. Can meme with you. It’s an ultra-malleable editor with endless possibilities, powered by your life-long customizations. Oh man, no wonder we need to chat to someone from time to time. You know what I mean? " Sir, this is a Wendy’s".